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religiousmom:

if you walk out of a concert before the encore is finished to beat the traffic, you are weak

(via mcrwasdeadandgone)

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via mcrwasdeadandgone)

legbert:

imagine gordon ramsay playing flappy bird

(via brocchampton)